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Surprise It's Lakers Celtics for the Title
Well this is the series everyone wanted. I'll take the Lakers to win the series yeah I know they got the Mvp on there team. Should be an entertaining series though 
Movie to Check out This weekend
Maddencowboy
This movie looks awesome and will properly scare the hell out of you
Hottie Of The Day
Jenna Haze is amazing here is her myspace page www.myspace.com/jennahaze All I can say is wow
Check out this hot dance video
Reporter Takes out tower Of Pisa made out of Jenga Block
Maddencowboy
Bryant Varney constructed a Guinness World Record-sized Tower Of Pisa out of Jenga Blocks. Enter one clumsy reporter to make it out with his mic cord
Host Pukes during Live Call In
Maddencowboy
She is taking calls on a call in Game show all of the sudden she pukes , goes off camera then finishes
Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
Maddencowboy
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
Crazy Rasberry Ants Eat Your Electric And Take Out Your Power
New ants coming to take your power out
Michael Jackson attends UFC 84
Michael Jackson attends UFC 84 but wears a disguise so no one will recognize him.
photo Scott Doctor,Splash news
Ashley Harkleroad to pose for Playboy
Who ? you ask hot tennis player Ashley Harkleroad will pose for Playboy in the August Issue. She will be the first professional tennis player to appear in the pages of Playboy, and there is no doubt that her decision is going to bring her extra attention at Wimbledon.
Hayden Panettiere Loves The USA
Hayden Panettiere
Thought I would get alittle patriotic for Memorial Day 
Nintendo Coffee Table That Works
This is pretty cool it is a coffee table that works off the old nintendo system
Working Nintendo Cofee Table - Watch more free videos
Hot Girl Busted By Dad Dancing On Webcam
Title says it all funny clip next time she should lock the door
Joe Girardi Goes Crazy
Girardi throws a fit and the result is a Yankees win. Ejected from the game with the score tied 1-1 Yanks rally and win
Hottie Of The Day Marisa Miller Lots Of Pics
Marisa Miller is America's Hottest Supermodel.She is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs. She is the Swimsuit Issue cover model for the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and a Victoria's Secret Angel
New Watersports Video Game
The “PlaceToPee” is an interactive urinal which detects the spout’s location in the urinal. This location data are transmitted for processing to a computer. The software (e.g. games) initiates an interaction on the screen right in front of the user. As such, the PlaceToPee meets the inner need of man to “write down his name in the snow”.
The interactive urinal has been nominated for the finals of “De Bedenkers” – a television programme on inventions, by the expert jury. Unfortunately, we didn’t pass to these finals, but we didn’t let our idea go watered down either. Right after the TV broadcasts we decided to cooperate with Geudens Sanitair Verhuur. Thanks to their know-how as a sanitary rental company, the hire of the PlaceToPee for various events, festivals and parties has become possible.
During the last few months we have been working hard to develop a wholly new and mobile trailer. As proud inventors, we are delighted with the final result.
Due to the experience of Geudens Sanitair Verhuur you can use the PlaceToPee anywhere and anyhow, be it as a game console on festival sites or as an innovative voting machine for the next Miss World-contest. It only takes a stocket to let play the big “boys”. Swing-doors provide the necessary privacy to runner-ups and misses who want to be in charge safely (with a urinal tube that enables them peeing standing upright).
More Than 35 Shows Cancelled for Next Season
Maddencowboy
- Aliens In AmericaOctober Road
- Notes from the Underbelly
- Just For Laughs
- Woman's Murder Club
- Oprah's Big Give
- Cavemen ( did anyone think this show was going to be good)
- Big Shots
- Miss Guided
- Carpoolers
- Cashmere Mafia
- Here Come The Newlyweds
- Jericho
- Shark
- Moonlight
- Kid Nation
- Cane
- Welcome to the Captain
- Viva Laughlin
- Back to you
- K-Ville
- New Amsterdam
- Canterbury's Law
- Unhitched
- The Return Of Jezebel James
- Nashville
- Girlfriends
- Beauty and the geek
- Pussycat Dolls Present
- Men In Trees
- Crowned
- Life is Wild
- Las Vegas
- 1 Vs. 100
- The Bionic Women
- Journeyman
- My Dad is better than your dad
- Quarterlife
Never Heard of most of these shows, I did think a few deserved more time like Las Vegas left you hanging 1 vs 100 had decent pop culture questions. There were a few quirky shows like unhitched and Carpoolers
Carpoolers was different
THe Lakers are good
Kobe's basket with 23.9 seconds to play completed L.A.'s comeback. Kobe totally took this game over in the 2nd half making several Spurs look silly in the process .
